Drunk Bus
-Hey man, why you throwin’ bottles?
--Ju wanna fight? I fight ju!
Nervous laughter.
-Oye, seriously man, put that crap in the can.
--I keel your face with my feests!
Avoid looking anyone directly in the face.
-Are you girls writing down the complaint line?
--Ey hey hey hey!
Get off bus, never call.
last line = nobel prize genius hilarity.
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